Help, my kid wants a mullet: Mom's post sets off debate on return of retro haircut

This parenting column is by Amanda Marcotte, a CBCjournalist and mom from Regina.

A friend's cry for help on social media moved me tomullthemullet.

It all started with a post from Chantel LaHaye.

"Help!! My 10-year-old is insisting that he wants to cut his hair into amullet!!! I can't let it happen, can I?!" she wrote, punctuating it with a smiley face, a crying face and an embarrassed face.

I had already noted the return of themulletscourge during a recent trip to Costco. A nine-year-old kid in black leisure pants with a white stripe down the side was running around not just obnoxious, but with swagger, sporting an epicmullet.

A pandemic, an insurrection in the heart of democracy and collapsing glaciers have never given me the thought I had looking at this kid in Costco: that these are the end times, indeed.

"Oh wait, maybe they are just Americans on holiday from Wyoming," I thought as I plucked my pre-cooked chicken from the shelf.

Alas, the misery of themulletis here and parents are faced with a hairy problem.

Do we let our kids make the samemulletmistakes we did? Or correct course?

Is it evidence we are trapped in a cosmic loop, doomed to repeat the worst parts of our past at the hands of a jerk energy cloud that mocks us?

Maybe.

It's just hair it'll grow it can be cut again. I say let him do it!- Amy Drackett

Why is hair such an itchy topic? Parents of hippies hated the long hair, my parents think my brothers cut their hair too short, and people my age thought we had seen the end of themullet.

My kid wants a tattoo? Sure, no prob. Party with friends? Be safe. Go skydiving? At least they're getting fresh air.

But those four words, "I want amullet," rock us back to a terrible and hilariouspast, where the hair was tacky and the jeans cut off circulation.

A waterfall of responses

Chantel LaHaye's mulletpost started a frenzy.

"It was a hard NO for my boys. I just can't," wrote Jennifer Morin.

"It's just hair it'll grow it can be cut again. I say let him do it!" Amy Drackett responded.

Some parents are pro-mullet, but only so they canridicule the child later in life.

"I say do it so you have something good to mock him for when you look back when he's grown up!" Shannon Kotylakchimed in.

Others aren't afraid to love the business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back hairstyle.

"Bring back themullet!!!" wrote Sarah Glennie.

Some took it one step further, invoking the advice of parenting experts.

"As Barbara Coloroso would say, if is isn't life threatening, immoral or illegal, let's them flex their wings. Hair grows back/is easily cut," Heather McIntyre wrote."Now, I say teasing him about his haircut is totally fair and he like all of uswill look back on his younger self and wonder what the heck he was thinking."

So would you let your kid get amullet? Or would you rather bury the style in our achybreaky past and search out new hair horizons?

I guess the kids will lead the way and make mistakes, no matter what we do.

As ChristinaDarrigan Skinner posted, "It could be worse. Two words. Rat tail."

ChantelLahayeended up letting her son to get the haircut.She was even happywith the result.

She posted: "Update: It has happened! You know you have an amazing stylist when she can make even a mullet look epic! He LOVES it!"

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