Stephen Colbert's jokes about Canada

Stephen Colbert, as thefaux-conservativehost ofTheColbertReport, oftenmocked Canada'sfood, health care, cities and even wildlife. And every time, Canadians couldn't seem to stop talking about it.

One pro-democracy group even petitioned to crown the funnyman King of Canada.

Now that he hasretiredhis bear-hating, Canada-mockingpersona, and before he starts hosting The Late Show on Sept. 8, we look back at the many times we werethe butt of his jokes and,on one rare occasion,the subject of his praise.

'Earth's rectum:'Windsor or Winnipeg?

Colbert drew the ire of some disgruntled Windsor, Ont., residents when he referred to the city as "Earth's rectum" in his book,America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

Colbert vs. Windsor, CBC

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American comedian Stephen Colbert stood by his declaration of Windsor, Ont., as the rectum of the earth, and also took aim at the CBC.

The quip had politicians fuming.

Windsor-Tecumseh NDP MP Joe Comartintold CBC Newsthe joke was "acheap shot."

Sandra Pupatello, then-candidate for the Ontario Liberal Party leadership, told Sun MediaColbert"should keep his nose out of Windsor."

The ensuingcontroversy only propelled Colbert further. He addressed the backlash on a segment of his show called"Who's Attacking Me Now?"

• Colbert attack on Windsor extends to Winnipeg, CBC

"It is my job to ask these probing questions," Colbert said, adding that the Earth's rectum"could just as easily be Winnipeg."

The Colbert Report alsopoked fun atCBC's coverage of the kerfuffle,noting that "themaple-stream media have their mittens in a bunch."

InvadingSaskatchewan

The Windsor debacle isn't the only time Colbert's comments sparked a retort from a Canadian politician.

When he suggested during an interview withMichaelMcFaul,former U.S. ambassador toRussia, thatAmerican troops should invade Saskatchewan, Premier Brad Wall told him to "back off."

The Late Show's old host, David Letterman,alsoput Saskatchewan in the spotlight. He was amused by Reginagas attendant Dick Assman's name and featured him on the showin 1995.

'Stripper bears'

When an Alberta Parksvideo of bearsscratching their backs against a treewent viral, CBC called them "folksy 'dancing' bears."Colbert, however, had another term:"godless twerking machines."

In keeping with a recurring bit that bears are the No. 1 threat to America, Colbert decried the "stripper bears" for dancing while "topless and bottomless."

"These godless twerking machines are turning our forests into their very own episode of Grizz Gone Wild," he said.

'Poutine-sucking' Canadians

Responding to news in 2012 that Iceland was considering adopting the Canadian loonie as its currency, Colbertwaxed poetic about the days when the American dollar was the international standard.

• Could Iceland adopt the loonie?

"I have never trusted our poutine-sucking, healthcare addicted nemesis to the north,"Colbert said. "They always have to make our stuff their stuff."

He then poked fun at the loonie.

"Everyone knowsGeorge Washington should be the only icon recognized by the world's markets, not the first Canadian president, Featherton B. Loon," he said.

"We must fight this before we lose a generation of young Americans to the scourge of Canadian politeness and fiscal sanity."

Canadian Pope?

When Pope Benedict retired in 2013, there was speculation that QuebecCardinal Marc Ouelletmight take the post, much to Colbert'schagrin.

• Stephen Colbert says world not ready for Canadian pope

Colbert said Canadians are too mild-mannered for such an important position of authority.

"The Pope cannot be polite," said Colbert said."I'm sorry but 'I think God might not want you to use a condom, eh' won't work."

'Crack-smoking Toronto mayor'

Former Toronto mayor Rob Ford's scandal-plagued career provided plenty of fodder for late-night comedians, and Colbert was no exception.

On one episode, Colbert referredto Ford as a "possessed Cabbage Patch doll" and mockedToronto City Council for being unable to expel him from office.

"According to Canadian law, the only ones with the power to arrest the mayor are the Queen and Wayne Gretzky," he said.

The big apology

House of Commons Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickersearned Colbert'spraise for his dramatic takedown of the Parliament Hill shooter Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, prompting the comedian to sing O Canada and apologize for all his previous Canada cracks.

"I was wrong about Canada. I have said some awful things about you over the years. I've said you're nothing but maple-sucking moose-humpers. I've said you're a bunch of beaver-stroking ice-holes," he said.

"But now I know that you are steely-eyed, snow-balled, John Woo-diving sh-tkickers who not only take out the trash, but also the recycling."